The reason we don’t want to see your firework pics this November 5th…
By Helen Wright
They’re rubbish
They’re always rubbish
They very rarely look like this
And using the hashtag #romantic doesn’t help in any way
FYI, this is just #fog
Remember when you were at school and your parents would get some cheap fireworks from Kwik Save for the garden…
And the next day everyone read about ‘Catherine wheel fires’ in the paper
Why would anyone want this picture on their phone?
Seriously, this is just a blurry light
The same effect can be created with the ceiling in my office
Ooh good, a montage…
Just watch the show
It’s better when you can see the whole sky
Go back to taking pictures of your cat (or in this case, rabbit) looking autumnal
Or, go to Disney World
