32 holiday photos you will see this summer
By Helen Wright
Let’s all play the #HOLS #LOLS game…
So, by now we all know social media is like sending a postcard on crack. In some cases, uploading holiday photos is fast becoming more important than the holiday itself*. With this in mind, we’ve formulated a helpful list of all the classic holiday snaps you’re likely to have rammed down your neck on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter this summer. Tell us how many you’ve seen.
1. Pint at Gatwick

#breakfastbeer #cheers #laters #StartAsIMeanToGoOn #breakfastofChampions
2. Plane wing

#takeoff #sunset #stanstead #laters #Spainherewecome
3. The ‘we’ve arrived!’ balcony shot

Oh Hi #KoSamui! #homefortheweek #Thailand #happymonday #couldgetusedtothis
4. Mid-air-pool-jumping burst (where at least one person untags themselves)

#villa #jumping #timeron #123go #splash #Turkey2015
5. #Sunset

#sunset #beach #blessed #islands #luckylady #happyplace
6. Girls on Tour

#ibizabeatches2015 #lovinit #donchtawishyer #SENORITAS2015 #YesSheSquats
7. Girls on Tour (later). Otherwise known as: the one that gets deleted the next day…

#bathparty #bubbles #lesbefriends #outofcontrol #larginit
8. Lads on tour

#VegasBaaaby #whatgoesontour #heroes #cheekyMANdos #bants #donttellthewife
9. Hotdogs or Knees?

We’re going to go #Hotdog with this one.
10. Sunburn lines

#lobster #caughtthesun #hothere #factor4 #oops #thisisgrim
11. The breakfast cocktail

Woo Monday Mai Tai, how’s your commute on the tube, LOSERS? I’m enjoying my nice refreshing alcoholic beverage at 9am. Because I can #Barbados #carbsinBarbs #cocktail
12. Lunch

#nom #Spain #delicious #tapas #foodporn #foodie #delicious
Just because you paid € instead of £, it’s still ham…
13. Comedy tourist snap

#hulk #giant #hilarious #noonehaseverthoughtofthisbefore #nowgoingforPizzainPisa #LOL
14. Random holiday mates

Can’t believe we met our TOTAL PARTY SOULMATES on the beach in #Jamaica. Massive Friends for life #Jam4Ever #funniestnightever #WiganVEssex #RumFun #sametimenextyear #welovePrimarknovaltysunglasses
15. Obligitory palm tree

#palmtree #happyplace #nofilter #bluesky #paradise
16. ‘Look at my ice cream but really it’s my boobs in a bikini’

#coolingoff #holidaymode #justonecornetto #hot #beachready #lovinglife #bikiniwhatbikini? #jugs
17. Full moon party

#gapyah #Bants #burns
18. Awkward Hen Do

#hensontour #kerrygetsWed #henunited #gethenned #badgirls #bangedup #Orangeisthenewblack
19. The Bragstagram

Bossed over a grand and ‘aint minding one bit #lovinlife Champagne all round, women all over us. If you ’aint doing a lads trip like this you ‘aint doing it at all. #buff #lads #legends #standardbeadedmannecklace #bringit #smashed #chickbait #VIPBeachclub – only allowed in if you’re #FITASFUCK #VIPAREA free drinks all night!
20. Smug couple Celfie

Don’t be this couple.
21. Selfie with a totally unrelated caption

Happy Birthday Mum, You’re the best friend a girl could ask for and I love you. #happy #me #selfie
#YourMumsNotOnTwitter
22. Flip flop selfie

#ToeCleavage #newflipflops #blisters
23. Exercising on holiday

#fitfam #keepingonit #letsgo #fitness #healthy #workout #feelinggood #pb #justdoit #gohard
24. Pained expression. Shoulders up. Arched back. Odd, slightly uncomfortable position…

Otherwise known as ‘the one where they are sucking in’.
25. Unidentifiable celebrity spot

Could be Bruno Mars. Could just be a man in a hat…
26. Your new barman best mate

If you haven’t befriended Carlos by day two you may as well just go home. #Absolutelegend #thenewTomCruise #Carlos
27. Drunk

#party #beachparty #Jâger #aboutlastnight #lovinglife #YOLO
28. Their mates drunk

#legend #Gaz #beermonster #f***ked #daMan

#thisisgettingdeleted #snog #tongues #whatshernameGal?
29.Something totally random that means nothing to anyone who isn’t involved

Throw ya shoes in the sea boyz.!!!!!!!!! Coronation Street!!!! All over it!! and Bar Babs goes woootcha! hahahahahahaha LOLS Best line EVER #GunsDoGreece’
What?
30. The complaint

@ThomasCook: This is not a view of the sea. You better address this right this second. #BOYCOTT #NOTHAPPY #UNHAPPYCUSTOMER #EveryoneRT
31. ‘Funny’ souvenirs

No, really. Don’t buy us one.
32. Gatwick Gloom

#Gatwick #gloomyGatwick #home #holidayover #funcancelled #lifesucks #WANNAGOBACK
By Helen Wright (who has probably posted at least 20 of these. This year…)
Pictures: Creative Commons