60 dynamic dinner captions for Instagram


If you’re looking for tasty dinner captions for Instagram, you’ve come to the right place! I always want to serve up good dinner quotes for Instagram along with my food pics, but as soon as the food is placed on the table, my brain just goes to mush. I was heading back from a fantastic dinner with friends, and I decided to jot down all my favourite food quotes in one place so I had them to hand when I needed them.

If you love food as much as I do, here is a menu of the best dinner Instagram captions to post with your plate. Bon App-etit!

My favourite food quotes, puns and dinner captions for Instagram

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The colourful Brussels Sprout nachos at Diego Pops (Image: Helen Wright)

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‘Good food; Good Mood’

‘When my plate is full, I’m happy’

‘My heart is full and so is my plate’

‘The way to my heart is through my stomach’

‘Everything tastes better than skinny feels’

‘Never underestimate the power of breakfast’

‘You wanna pizza this?’

‘Nice to meat you’

‘Another one bites the crust’

‘Iceberg, straight ahead’

‘Penne for your thoughts?’

‘I’m a hopeless ramen-tic’

‘She believed she could, sushi did’

‘I’m so egg-cited’

‘Nobody puts bacon in the corner’


The charming Bar Jai-Ca (Image: passportstamps.uk)

Every since I was in my early 20s, going to dinner with friends has been my favourite way to spend an evening. Whether it’s fighting over the last chorizo on a stick with tapas or sharing a huge pizza, dripping with cheese and chilli oil – dinner is always better with friends. From fancy restaurants, to food trucks or cooking for your favs at home, here are some top dinner captions for Instagram when eating with your besties.

‘People who love to eat are always the best people’

‘Count the memories, not the calories’

‘Sex is great, but have you ever had [insert food here]’

‘Nothing is cosier than a warm pizza box on your lap’

‘Eat well. Travel often’

‘Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast’

‘Love at first bite’

‘My hobbies are breakfast, lunch and dinner’

‘I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food’

‘Brew-tiful day’

‘You’re the wine that I want’

‘If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type’

‘Everything is gonna brie alright’

‘Espresso yourself’

‘Never trust a skinny chef’

‘Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy’


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I am always here for a giant pancake (Image: Helen Wright)

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Some of my favourite dinner captions for Instagram come from the well-fed mouths of famous people. Check out these fun and refreshing celebrity dinner quotes for Instagram.

‘People who love to eat are always the best people’.
Julia Child

‘The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating’.
John Walters

‘My weaknesses have always been food and men—in that order’.
Dolly Parton

If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff.” – Remy in ‘Ratatouille’.

‘Real food doesn’t have ingredients. Real food is ingredients’.
Jamie Oliver

‘I love the Chinese word for greeting. Not, Hello, but ‘have you eaten yet?’
Rick Stein

‘Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you’.
Bill Murray

‘Good food and a warm kitchen are what makes a house a home’.
Racheal Ray

‘Leave the gun. Take the cannoli’.
Clemenza (Richard Castellano) in the movie ‘The Godfather’.

And the ever-ironic Kim K…

‘Instagramming photos of food isn’t sexy’.
Kim Kardashian

We disagree, have you seen this?

Dinner in Japan (Image: Helen Wright)


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Kids come too! (Photo: Helen Wright)

Growing up, cooking together and eating around the table was always one of my favourite pastimes. Now I have children of my own, I want them to have the same experience, sharing food and memories and tales of our day as we have dinner together. No phones, no tablets, just food and conversation. If you feel the same, take down some of my favourite family dinner captions for Instagram – to post once you leave the table, of course!

‘At family dinners, there’s always enough food to go around, but never enough time’

‘The family that eats together stays together’

‘If you’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?’

‘Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious’
(From Beauty and the Beast)

‘The dinner table serves up food, stories, laughter, and memories’.

‘The best part of any meal is the time spent with family’.

‘No matter where life takes us, family dinners always bring us back home’.

‘There’s no place like home, especially when we’re gathered around the dinner table’.

‘There’s no better way to end the day than with a family dinner’.

Dinner captions for Instagram: DESSERT EDIT

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The food is great, but leave room for dessert! (Image: passportstamps.uk)

I may love going out for dinner, but pudding is the best part! To make it extra easy to pick your dinner captions for Instagram, I have singled out all the best dessert quotes for Instagram – many are ice cream related! What can I say, Insta foodie dishes are best served cold!

‘Life is short, make it sweet’

‘Donut judge me’

‘Ice to meet you’

[ice cream pic] Netflix and Chilled

‘Some people are worth melting for’

‘A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand’

‘My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard’

‘I’d give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter’

‘We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup’.
(From Elf)


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